COVID fashion... or the most diabolical drinking game of all time?
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It’s a new week… ARE WE READY? NO! WE ARE NOT! And yet stumble through it we must… however, lucky for us the Mercury Cheer Up Club is on hand with a load of funny, sweet laughs that will make this weary world a little more bearable. So c’mon, mood! GET READJUSTED!

Today in “Who wants to be told off by an Italian baby?” news:

Today in “Cheating hubbies are getting sneakier by the day” news:

Today in “File this under ‘Dangerous… but adorable'” news:

Today in “I think she’s on to something” news:

Today in “Ah-ha! The old ‘tossing the tiny balloons’ trick” news:

Today in “I thought Veronica was joking too!” news:

And finally, today in “I just found your new drinking game” news:

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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)