Carlos Rodriguez
From Spartacus
300 SW 12th
You know what’s exhausting? Coming up with endless variations of lotions and costumes and sex toys. And what’s relaxing is cozying up with a book all day. Carlos knows you have a one-track mind:
• Acts of Passion: Sexuality, Gender, and Performance by Maya Chowdhry & Nina Rapi: “This is an academic study that deals with gay and lesbian issues as they relate to theatrical performance and pop culture in general.”
• Jock On The Road by Mark Richards: “This is a pocket-sized book of hardcore erotic gay fiction.”
• Wound Culture by Aidan Baker: “These are erotic poems that are pretty dark.”
• The Seductive Art of Japanese Bondage by Midori: “This has nice pictures and instructions for all the different bondage techniques.”
• Extreme Space by F.F.R. Mallory: “This is the best resource for BDSM in terms of lifestyle, information, and psychology. It covers novice to experienced, and basic to role-playing.”
Jenny Brown
From Sandy Hut
1430 NE Sandy
Jenny likes serving vodka tonics and Pabst. However, she is occasionally called upon to serve a sickly sweet, potent cocktail to a slobbering college boy. Here are her favorite frat-boy drinks:
• Flaming Dr. Pepper: “A shot of 151 and amaretto lit on fire and dropped into a pint of beer. You’ve either just turned 21, or you’re definitely a frat boy.”
• Adios, Motherfucker: “All of the boozes, and then some blue stuff. It always makes me think of frat boys. And it’s blue.”
• Irish Car Bomb: “A shot of either Bailey’s or Jameson dropped into a pint of Guinness. I use Jameson. It’s actually kind of good.”
• Surfer On Acid: “Midori, Malibu, Jäger, and pineapple juice. Puka-shell necklace wearers just suck ’em down. The justice comes from knowing how much they’ll puke in the morning.”