GREETINGS, PORTLAND VOTER! It’s time once again to put your brainy-brain to the test with this week’s edition of POP QUIZ PDX—our weekly, local, sassy-ass trivia quiz.

HOWEVER! In this very special edition, instead of asking brain-scratchin’ trivia questions, we’re going to practice RANKED CHOICE VOTING, which you’ll be doing in real life when the November 3 ballots drop! Trust me… IT’S EASY. You already know how to rank things… because we do it all the goddamn time! And in this “ranked choice voting” episode of the Pop Quiz, we’ll be ranking all sorts of fun things, including sandwiches, N*SYNC, Halloween candy, and… ooh-la-la… even sexual positions. 👀 (It’s easy… just use the arrows to move your choices up or down in the rankings. And tune in NEXT WEEK to see the results and who won or lost in your ranked choice ballots!) NOW LET’S START RANKING, RANKERS! 💪 

But first, how did you do on our previous quiz? Super-duper good! And I completely agree with your majority choice for our most recent “subjective question.” (If you’re gonna get caught doing something, it might as well be nude bongo playing!) 🪘

OKAY, TIME TO RANK SOME STUFF! We’ll be back to regular trivia next week, but in the meantime take our previous pop quizzes here. (Having a tough time answering this quiz? It’s probably because you aren’t getting Mercury newsletters! HINT! HINT!) Now crank up that cerebellum, because it’s time to get BRAINY!

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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)