This Week on Television

THURSDAY, JANUARY 17

8:00 ABC UGLY BETTY

Betty’s new perfume has some unexpected effects…
sexified effects!

10:00 VH1 CELEBRITY REHAB WITH DR.
DREW

Hilarity(?) ensues when the celebs go through detox and suffer
painful withdrawals.

7:00

FAM BRING IT ON
MARATHON—Movie

(2000) The greatest cheerleader movie ever made, and it’s sequel
(Bring it On Again) back to back!

7:00 SCIFI RESIDENT
EVIL—Movie

(2002) Hotsy-totsy Milla Jovovich stars as a hotsy-totsy
operative who battles not so hotsy-totsy zombies.

8:00

SPIKE PROS VS. JOES

Ordinary schlubs go up against the greatest (retired) sports
figures… and still get their asses handed to them.

8:00

CBS THE AMAZING RACE

Season finale! The final contestants have one last chance to
insult foreign cultures.

10:00 AMC BREAKING BAD

Debut! Bryan Cranston (the dad from Malcolm in the
Middle) stars as a dying chemistry teacher/meth dealer in this
promising new series!

8:00 NBC AMERICAN
GLADIATORS

A lawyer and a mortgage broker get the white-collar poop beat out
of them by “Wolf.” Ahhh-ROOOOOO!

9:00

FOX TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR
CHRONICLES

John finds it tough fitting in at his first day at Murderous
Robot High School.

8:00 FOX AMERICAN IDOL

America laffs it up as more mentally handicapped hopefuls
audition.

11:00

BRAVO THE MILLIONAIRE
MATCHMAKER

Debut! A businesswoman locates girlfriends for millionaires.
But they are NOT whores, okay?!

9:00 FOX THE MOMENT OF
TRUTH

Debut! Contestants answer super embarrassing questions while
hooked up to a lie detector to win big bucks.

10:30 COM RENO 911!

The deputies run into a celebrity bounty hunter. Drool conrol,
guys! Drool control!