Okay, it’s going to be in the upper 70s to mid-90s all week long, so you know what that means—POOL PARTY! However, when you’re a “plus-sized male” it’s nearly impossible to find the appropriate pool-side fashions. Enter “Big Richardson’s T-Shirt Shop” where even the biggest boned man can find the “Calvin Peeing in a Puddle” shirt he so desperately needs.
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
As a big fat guy, I reject everything that is “fat culture”
No elastic. No Eagles t shirts. No tie dye. No sitting in the corner eating Bugles off my fat fingers.
I do have a beard and drive a van though…
Hey we still have a shit-load of XL Mercury T-shirts for sale.
http://portlandmercury.com/portland/Content?oid=115624&category=22127
Get ’em while it’s hot!
XL
hhmmph
whatever
skinny people.
jees