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The title should be all you need. But, because I know you Blogtownies crave the insight offered by us, your slavish Mercury staff, I’ll elaborate. Ahem.

In honor of July the 11th (7/11, get it?) all participating 7-11 stores will be giving out a free 7.11 oz Slurpee to anyone who wants one.

Just so you know, the original Slurpee machine was modified from a car air conditioning system and the name “Slurpee” wasn’t coined until 1967. You can find more information about Slurpee history by watching this annoying Slurpee flash thingy.

Oh, and to avoid any of those “where’s there a 7-11 in my neighborhood” comments, here is a store locater. You are welcome.

6 replies on “Free Fucking Slurpee!”

  1. Oh god, I’m sorry KariSue.

    I really didn’t want to know. I was just being a smart ass. As far as I can tell, Slurpees are only good when you put copious amounts of vodka in them.

  2. I read 7.11 ounces on here this morning, but my brain failed to register just how small that actually was.

    We’re talking water cooler dispenser cup.

    Still though, the A/C was broken on the bus ride home, so it was appreciated… and who doesn’t like a free brain freeze headache?

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