As you may have sadly heard, Playgirl — that glossy monthly testimonial to the male member and ass-crack — is no more. To help us get through this national period of mourning, the gals over at Best Week Ever have put together this moving video tribute to Playgirl, hairy thighs, and the aforementioned ass crack. (A little NSFW-ish — but only if your boss is a monster.)
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Photograph reminds of bath day in the Royal Navy.
That notwithstanding, two comments:
1. Is there anything you’re trying to tell us Wm.TM?
2. Is this a slow news day or what, what?
Dude, seriously, don’t put porn on the main page. Put it after the jump or something. Some of us have non-summer jobs.