Dearest Readers-
It just gets worse. When this video arrived–tied to a brick and tossed through our window–we once again assumed it was more pornography.

We really have to stop falling for that.

Instead, the video which you are about to see is without a doubt the most horrifying act of letter-based cruelty we have ever seen.

Plus, adding that one Third Eye Blind song as the letter tumbles to earth?
That’s just mean.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=WY7uTdr7VzY%26hl%3Den%26fs%3D1

Ezra Ace Caraeff is the former Music Editor for the Mercury, and spent nearly a third of his life working at the paper. More importantly, he is the owner of Olive, the Mercury’s unofficial office dog....

2 replies on “BREAKING NEWS – Musicfest NW Terrorists Send Another Video!”

  1. Run over by a Mercury Staffer car, no less! That rig looks a lot like mine, except mine doesn’t have chunks of red N all up in it.

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