You know, Kanye West brings up a very good point in his sports-themed new video for his single “Champions“: Why aren’t puppets allowed to participate in the Olympics?? That’s B.S., man.

B.S.!!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)