Sometimes my bedroom gets really messy and I wish Katamari Damacy was real, so I could get one of those little guys with those sticky ball things to come in and roll it all up and throw it away.
Or I could just give birth to a child and dress it up as a Prince/Princess of All Cosmos and train it to clean up after me.
But then my offspring might grow up to be this person and then I’d feel ashamed.
Instructions for the baby hat are here.
Looks like Princess Leah mated with one of them robots from that other post. Yeesh.
All I can say is : WTF?!?
Having a baby and training it to clean up after you… Yeah, good luck with that.