Sure, they have PSAs about everything from fire safety to steroid abuse — but where’s the PSA for one of the nation’s most annoying annoyances, the “Dick Move”? It’s RIGHT HERE. (By the way, choosing a woefully unqualified woman for a Vice President in order to scoop up the Hillary vote? That’s a dick move.)

Tips to Videogum!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=16Sq2qhXabY%26hl%3Den%26fs%3D1

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)