Seriously, if it weren’t for YouTube, I would no longer have any church-going experiences. But if I could be guaranteed that something as hilarious as the following video would happen every Sunday? I’d be a church-goin’ fool. Anyway, thank you Jesus, for bestowing upon the internet the following video gem in which three honky-honky Christians do a choreographed dance routine to a synth-pop song. (And while the hilarity may slightly subside during the middle section, DO NOT MISS WHAT HAPPENS AT THE 1:50 MARK!)
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
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