Why the hell didn’t anyone tell me that Coolio has a cooking show? Why? I had to read it on Time’s website. TIME for god’s sakes.
We’re talking Coolio the self proclaimed “ghetto witchdoctor superstar chef,” a couple of barely dressed women who hang around his kitchen known as “Sauce Girls,” spices in dime bags (dime baagggss), and an AC (?) know as Jarez who does the whole hip hop call and response thing.
Right now, Coolio has about ten episodes covering everything from fried turkey injected with an awesome tequila mixture, to a ghettalian (ghetto Italian) fork steak dinner that “tastes better than your mama’s titty.”
Yes, it’s bawdy and very NSFW, but it actually looks good. And like Collio says, “if it looks good, tastes good, and smells good. It is good.” Which, from now on, is going to be my sole basis for restaurant reviews.
I found the turkey episode on YouTube, but they can all be found at the Cooking with Coolio page on My Damn Channel.com. Again, this is NSFW! So, don’t be fooled by the whole cooking show thing… It’s still Coolio.
That cements my decision to buy a deep fryer.
The shrimp grilling episode is killer.
It’s goin’ on in the kitchen and HE DOES know what’s cookin’!