I remember when I caught my first case of menstruation—I was so ashamed. Luckily for me I lived in Australia, and I had teenage Naomi Watts to introduce me to the most amazing product ever: TAMPAX! Ruined trousers, you are now a thing of the past!
In your FACE, menstruation. IN YOUR BIG FAT FUCKING FACE!!!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=vSSK_YfCFVk%26hl%3Den%26fs%3D1

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

2 replies on “Celebrities: They Menstruate Just Like Us!”

  2. funny, growing up in japan, I reflect on some of the names of the so-called “hygienic” products (scented cotton up my coochie? are you serious?):

    “whisper”
    “secret”

    on packaging in both english and japanese of course. funny, no engrish in the period industry in japan. I guess engrish doesn’t do anything for marketability of “secrets” and other shameful things….

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