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Some call it a Snuggie, some call it a Slanket (me)—but now there’s a whole new generation of sleeved blankets called “The WTF Blanket!” They’re great for giving handjobs—except that no one will want a handjob from someone who looks like a Satanist.
(Who am I kidding? I’d love a handjob from a Satanist!)
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
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IT’S CATURDAY!!! POST SOME FUCKING CATS!!!
So is this for people who are too lazy to put on a housecoat?
What’s a housecoat? Is that a rich person’s robe?
Google, Michelle. Even I can do it with my little kitty paws; I can’t even imagine what you’re capable of.
thanks for brightening my day, miss fuzzypants!
i’ll bet you look adorable with your tiny head poking out of the snuggie sleeves!
You forgot the part about the hairballs!!!
Michelle, I’m so rich, I have a coat to wear IN the house, a robe to wear in the bath and other assorted capes, frocks, and peignoirs that can only be worn in certain rooms of the house.
Snuglet pattern. Make your own:
http://www.sissonfamily.com/Sewingroom/ima…
It’s very easy!
this isn’t very funny at all.
Actually, Satan weighed in this very subject last month:
http://thedarknessreachingoutforthedarknes…
You’re welcome.