Most Awesome Van EVER (circa 1984)

Wm. Steven HumphreyFebruary 11, 2009 1:00 pmJuly 12, 2022 8:14 pm

Behold! The most awesome rape van* ever (at least I would’ve fallen for it back in 1984)… THE NEVERENDING STORY VAN!

Omigod! And get this! The Neverending Story is on the passenger side, and scenes from The Neverending Story II is on the driver’s side! EEEEEEEEE!!! And check out these close ups!

Atreyu & Artax!

Xayide in her castle!

Falcor the Luckdragon!

Don’t miss more amazing photos here, including the sexy insides!

* Note: No one has ever been raped in this incredible van. However, after seeing it, I may volunteer.

Wm. Steven Humphrey

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey

3 replies on “Most Awesome Van EVER (circa 1984)”

kiala says:

February 11, 2009 1:40 pm at 1:40 pm

Teh Falcor wins teh whole boxxes of internets an a bukket!!!!

Sorry. Occasionally I lose time.
Marq says:

February 11, 2009 2:25 pm at 2:25 pm

Passanger side all the way.
Miranda Radik says:

February 11, 2009 8:48 pm at 8:48 pm

I want to have sex with that van.

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3 replies on “Most Awesome Van EVER (circa 1984)”

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