When I wear my Slim Suit, I can lose weight by simply walking, talking with friends, watching TV, sleeping or even eating an entire fried chicken dinner and vomiting into the toilet. THANKS SLIM SUIT!!!

Omigod, what if they combined Slim Suit with the Snuggie? DIBS ON THE PATENT!

Hat tips to Holy Taco!

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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)