The first question people always ask when stuff like this shows up online is, “Is it real?”
I suggest that it does not matter if it is real.
It is brilliant either way.
With honor and distinction, Erik Henriksen served as the executive editor of the Portland Mercury from 2004 to 2020. He can now be found at henriksenactual.com. More by Erik Henriksen
In the spirit of:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwZ2_Zur7kM
Yes! YES!
Gothcakes.
That cracks me up every time.