26 replies on “I Would Totally Hit That”

  1. I always figured Matt Davis was straight and therefor wouldn’t hit that. I mean, nothing wrong with being gay or bi, but…

    And I know that there is Sarah Palin look alike porn, where is the Sam Adams porn?

  2. For clarification: I’m straight these days, although I dabbled in gay stuff in high school. It was England. It was all boys. I was lonely. But I’d still totally hit that. Theoretically. If I weren’t married. Etcetera.

  3. I took it to mean that Matt would literally hit that. With like a bag full of door knobs or something. Because Matt Davis is an incredibly violent vigilante and stuff like that… Wait… No… I don’t know…

    What is the street date for this issue? I’m 100% buying a whole bunch and giving them as Xmas presents this year. Grandma will really enjoy her copy.

  4. Matt: No explanation needed, when in Rome do what the Romans do. Or maybe the saying is when in Greece do as the Greeks do.

    Graham: Bag of Oranges. They don’t leave bruises. Unless, of course, you are into that sort of thing and you’ve got a safeword.

  5. Why don’t you invite him over to the Mercury, show him the art and then do it in the bathroom. Nothing wrong with that;Right?

    BTW, where does the Mercury hold it’s Christmas er… Holiday party? Must be a hell of a line for the bathroom then.

    Tally ho!

  6. check yr spelling – what’s good spelling without good grammar?* “Thanks Matt” should be, “Thanks, Matt.”

    *answer: not your reply.

  7. It has been shown in lab experiments that people often hold MALE sex abuse victims responsible for their fate and often in contempt (Dietz, Byrnes 1981, Muehlenhard 1988)

    I don’t find “I would totally hit this” funny at all in light of Beau’s age at time of bathroom incident.

    Really? This is where Sam Adams mentoring will get you? I hope Sam Adams feels ashamed today and every other day he refuses to resign. I have to say that I feel incredibly sad looking at this.

  8. Rondine, please tell me when Sam Adams was mentoring Beau. Please provide counter-examples to the statements they later made that the “mentoring” was in fact a lie to cover up their affair.

  9. Also Rondine, these pictures of Beau are of Beau as a fully legal adult. Therefore saying that you’d hit it now is totally fine and dandy.

  10. Okay correction: This is where you will end up if you hang around Sam Adams when you are a 17 year old kid and he is a 42 year old grown man. Oh and if he starts blabbing to people that he is your Mentor…RUN! Apparently “Mentor” is code for he wants to get with you…in the City Hall bathroom.

    I don’t care really who Davis wants to “hit” except for the fact that we know part of this kids history and I think that was in poor taste. If Davis said he would “totally hit” Brenden Fraser (see earlier blog) whatever, I am not Mrs Davis (and if I was I would never let him dress so freakin Metro and then write blogs patting himself on the back for his excellent manner of dress!) So go ahead and hit away Davis but this was not the subject to say that about (my humble opinion.)

  11. Rondine, you said that you were the victim of sexual assault at some point in your life. Does that disqualify you from ever being lusted after? If no, why is Beau any different?

    And I also find it distasteful that you keep referring to a grown man as a “kid”. I think that you’re a misandrist and are unhappy with any man in a position of authority. I also think that you’re homophobic and intimidated by men who take pride in their appearance (a trait that you equate with gays and effeminate men).

  12. Dear Graham,

    Sorry that I dumped you and said that I would take Jasun Wurster in a hoodie over you in Armani any day as I showed you to the door. Do not fool yourself I never believed you had any position of authority at that fake company you โ€œworkedโ€ for…in fact I knew you were unemployed the entire time we dated (but you can keep telling yourself that it was your authority I resented, it was really the way I had to pay for all the dates!) I hate to tell you this on a Merc blog but I am not a Misandrist I just wasn’t into you…at all. Oh and for the record I was never intimidated by the way you dressed, my friends and I are still laughing about it…everyday.

  13. Given Beau’s behavior throughout the entire scandal, one has to wonder who the sexual predator was in this case: Adams or Breedlust. Either way, legally speaking, Adams was the adult, and he should’ve controlled his urges. This begs the question: should the state’s age of consent law be changed to 16 from 18 like most of the nation?

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