It’s a shame there isn’t a “miracles” tag on Blogtown, because Clyde Common potwasher Josh Waid has found one:
WAID: WAS JUST WASHING HOT DOG TRAY…WHEN…WHEN…
“We started making these hot dogs recently,” says Waid, “and we put these half drip trays underneath.”
Waid was done scrubbing the tray and handed it to a co-worker, who handed it back…
“And then I realized…it was Lincoln!” says Waid, who isn’t sure whether to save the tray, frame it, or what.
“I don’t know whether we should save it,” he says. “I might find out how much these cost and buy it for myself.”

LINCOLN: IN HOT DOG GREASE…
I’m thinking it’s a little early for an April Fool’s joke.

Looks more like van Gogh
That’s shitty. As in, BULL shitty.
How much does Clyde Common charge for a hotdog I wonder?
Is that beard real?
I’ll bet Obama will come visit it if you put it in shrine.
Lincoln? That’s highly unlikely; in fact, that grease blob is Haile Selassie
When is this “let’s all look like hillbillies” fad going to burn through?
Jesus is going to be pissed.
Dude, that is TOTALLY a real beard. Who would fake that?
is this the new trend?
fancy restaurants selling hot dogs?
so mac and cheese is last year?
stupid.
and yeah it totally looks like lincoln.
but doesn’t look like an accident either.