As we are reminded time and time again, there is nothing funnier than a foreigner! Especially a foreigner who repeatedly says the word “genitals” and calls his ergonomically correct chair, “Salli.” (While not obvious, this could be considered NSFW.) Oh! And two other things: 1) Is that Tina Fey? And 2) where is the obvious dildo attachment?

Remember folks, “Loose trousers are the best!” Tips to Videogum.

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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)