The place to be tonight is Backspace at 7PM, where you can watch Mayor Adams officiate a nearly-legal gay wedding while chowing down on free cupcakes and raising your own questions about why the hell Oregon does not yet have marriage equality.

Dress fancy! I’ll be wearing my Quinceañera dress.

Dear Attendee,
In lieu of gifts please donate to our favorite charity, Sam Adams Legal Fund. Also plan to stay late for the Randy Leonard Baby Baptism taking place in Victory Garden, immediately following the ceremony.
Thank you,
Seriously Delusional Mercury Staff
P.S Dress fancy, really fancy, as in Tivas with your roommates cleanest pair of socks fancy…did we mention fancy?!! Whooo fancy!!!!