Our mild Juggalo obsession has just reached full meltdown mode thanks to this infomercial for the 10th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos.

Clocking in at a brain-dissolving 14+ minutes, this video has it all. (And by “it all” I mean a bunch of fat kids in clown makeup, exploding graphics, and Violent J comparing this event to the Hajj. Yeah, suck it Mecca, you don’t have any Faygo.) But it’s not just crazy clowns, other desperate acts looking for a paycheck include GWAR, Ice Cube (nooooo!), Vanilla Ice, and Jimmie “JJ” Walker. Oh, and there will be “ninjas juggling fire.”

Gathering of the Juggalos: I want to go to there.

Link: Big ups to our crazy ninja “bitchboys” at Line Out.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=nNe11E_KiAk%26hl%3Den%26fs%3D1%26

Ezra Ace Caraeff is the former Music Editor for the Mercury, and spent nearly a third of his life working at the paper. More importantly, he is the owner of Olive, the Mercury’s unofficial office dog....

6 replies on “The Best 14 Minutes of Your Life”

  1. Ezra,
    Will you please keep all Juggalo related youtube posts on Tuesdays under a minute? It’s busy upstairs.

    Thanks

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