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…why couldn’t they agree to just, you know, share him?

A sticky case of revenge unfolded last week in a Wisconsin motel after a woman discovered her husband was cheating and invited three other scorned lovers to settle the score—with Krazy Glue.

The 36-year-old Lothario was carrying on with all of them before his wife figured it out and notified the others, according to a criminal complaint filed in Calumet County, Wis., in a town about 90 miles north of Milwaukee. “We had a plan,” one of the women, Therese Ziemann, 48, told an investigator, according to court records.

Ziemann lured the man to a Stockbridge hotel Thursday, promising a “rub down,” the complaint says. He was blindfolded and tied to a bed. Then Ziemann text-messaged the other three women, including the man’s wife, who joined her in the room. One of them, Wendy Sewell, 44, reportedly asked, “Which one do you love more?”

After the victim was threatened with mace, punched in the face and taunted, the mischief moved south. Ziemann glued a sensitive body part to his stomach, according to the complaint.

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17 replies on “If These Women Could Agree On Tying Him Up and Glueing His Cock to His Stomach…”

  1. This guy never should have cheated. But these women should go to jail for a long, long, long time. They’ve actually succeeded, through their actions, of making me feel sorry for a scumbag.

  2. I think I’d rather have my dick glued to my stomach than nail any one of those ugly whores. Acetone will render the glue inert, but it could never wash those faces out of my mind.

  3. Mug shots aren’t known to be the most flattering photos of a person. These women could be lovely but pissed off and in bad lighting.

  4. Hmmm fat and ugly, eh? Probably not half as fat and ugly as the, can’t get a date to save your f**king selves, a holes posting comments.

    Go back to your internet porn: Bones, El Gordo, Grapple, LokNaar and all the rest.

  5. Personally, I’d rather have the crazy glue than be punched in the face. The crazy glue will wear off in a couple days with nothing but your own growing skin, and yes, in the meantime you might have bad aim in the toilet, but that strikes me as pretty minor. Having a black eye and having to explain to everyone you know that “my wife and 3 girlfriends beat me up,” seems like a bigger deal…

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