OBAMA TO SPEAK AT HEALTH CARE TOWN HALLS!!! Will not screen audience members, first. Last night, demonstrators in McMinnville had portraits of the President as Hitler. Carla at Blue Oregon has the deets, this photo from Ridenbaugh Press:

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BARACK O’HITLER: THE AFRICAN-AMERICAN/IRISH HITLER…

HEALTH CARE REFORM EXPLAINED!!! Nice job by the Daily Show panel:

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HILLARY CLINTON: PISSED!!! The foreign secretary has not had an ideal last three months, reports the Guardian.

CUBA RUNNING OUT OF TOILET PAPER!!! They should just use their hands, like I do.

REGGIE MILLER STOP PURSUING MARRIED WOMEN!!! Millionaire Alex von Furstenberg wants you to know a pro athlete seduced his wife. A lot:

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JEALOUS HUSBAND: HIRED A PLANE….

TWITTER CEO’S WIFE TWEETING ABOUT HER LABOR!!! #overkill #isnothingsacred?

HARRY POTTER: DON’T KILL YOURSELF!!! Daniel Radcliffe gives money to the Trevor Project, which aims to prevent suicide amongst LGBT youth. Nobody seems to have asked him yet why he couldn’t just cast a spell…but good on him.

Good day.

Matt Davis was news editor of the Mercury from 2009 to May 2010.

5 replies on “Good Morning, News!!”

  1. Uh.. do you even see that poster? Those are LaRouche people – not Rebublicans. LaRouchies are the craziest f*ckers out there, worse even than Truthers.

  2. McMinnville is my hometown, and I’m pretty ashamed of that fact right now. You know, I was actually born in Eugene. Maybe I’ll start calling that my hometown.

    These anti-Obama protests are making me want to re-think that move to Canada or another of the West’s sane democracies that I was contemplating during the Bush years.

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