Camille Toe

The Sexist has a horrific rundown of the worst sexy Halloween costumes of all time. I knew things were bad but, but… this goes far beyond sexy Hermione Granger.

Camille Toe
  • Camille Toe
Sexy.... border patrol agent?
  • Sexy…. border patrol agent?
Down for the Count
  • “Down for the Count”

My Halloween prediction: gaggles of girls in sexy Finding Nemo costumes will get lost in Old Town and wind up outside that hentai theater next to VooDoo donuts. Things will turn real creepy real fast.

HT to Jessica Wakeman.

Sarah Shay Mirk reported on transportation, sex and gender issues, and politics at the Mercury from 2008-2013. They have gone on to make many things, including countless comics and several books.

13 replies on “The Stuff of Nightmares.”

  1. Graham, if people in oddly fetishistic costumes wind up at a Hentai theater, I doubt they will be turned away on the grounds that they are not cartoons.

  2. @atmoic: Unless they’re doing something special for Halloween, that theater doesn’t show hentai. It just shows regular porn. No tentacles. No demon-rape.

  3. Graham,

    Based on the advertisements on their marquee, I’m pretty sure they have animated porn nights. I couldn’t find any confirming info about it online, though, so feel free to check it out in person and let me know if I’m wrong.

  4. I’m sure they show lots of things, but in the past at least they have had a sign up advertising the… um…. articles in question.

  5. @atomic, smirk: I think the obvious solution to this debate is to have the next /b/town meet’n’greet at the Paris Theater! We can get donuts and watch some deep-dicking! What a phenomenal plan!

    Maybe I’ll get the ?land shadow government to go along with this.

  6. Graham: The next /b/town meet’n’greet is a porn showing. It is Oct 23rd and 24th at Cinema 21 and it is all amateur porn, but still, I suspect that there will be some deep-dicking, so the concept is the same.

  7. I think this is how Oppenheimer felt.

    But yeah, I feel like porn has already featured prominently in past meet-ups and not everyone is so down with that. Personally, I liked the cheap bar close to my house. Let’s do another one of those.

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