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Let this be the first and last time I see Family Circus on this blog. I’d rather read poetry.
@Joneser: Doesn’t Family Circus raise the maternal instinct in you? Make you want to start poppin’ out babies?
@ Graham: I’m totally leaving a complex dotted line from my office, over some fences, through the ice cream shop, around sleeping dogs, to planned parenthood.
My granny has that same coffee table. She uses the drawers to store Chick Tracts and miniature New Testaments. The top converts into an altar for sacrificing cattle to Yahweh.
@Joneser That might be my favorite Blogtown comment ever.
@Joneser That’s a comment that could also be a T-shirt that I would immediately buy.
@Joneser, I second the t-shirt idea. It would be great if the girl (Sally?) was pregnant and going to Planned Parenthood, even though it’s normally Billy who does the dotted line.
That’s cause it’s sinful for girls to have dotted lines. Says so in Deuteronomy.
It is too easy to hate Family Circus. Surely I’m missing a subtler hate-worthy item.