Maybe I’m still riding my “inane spectacle” high from 2012, but, um, SHIT YES. Fuckin’ A. HD here.
P.S. “Titans will clash” is officially the laziest tagline ever.
P.P.S. If they were insistent on using “titan” in the tagline, they could have at least used “Well, at least it’ll be better than Titan A.E.“
P.P.P.S. Or they could have just said “Liam Neeson is Zeus. THE FUCK ELSE DO YOU NEED.”
P.P.P.S. Okay, fine, I kind of liked Titan A.E.
I liked Titan A.E. too. Although that was responsible for this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duE_pFsWWaA…
Maybe there’s a “Movies with Titan in the Title = Douchey Soundrack” law or something.
I’m hoping “The Sound of Music: The Revenge of the Von Trapps” is next. And Liesl totally decapitates Rolf with a battle-axe
Where’s Bubo? If this movie has no mechanical golden owl. I’m staying the fuck home!
I am with Beer Batter on this one. Just imagine what todays special effects could do with a mechanical owl! Give a hoot!
Wait. The owl was the only reason I was excited about this.
After careful consideration I’ve determined you have horrible taste in movies.
Word. Needs more Robo Owl.