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Behold, Eve—the world’s tallest model who clocks in at 7 feet tall. Also behold the smaller model in the shoot, who’s just starting to figure out she was only hired to serve as “contrast” and to do failed high fives.
Behold MOD—short in stature, long on style.
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
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They key to a solid high five is to look at the other person’s elbow.
Don’t ask me why/how I know that!
You have no idea how much of a boner this Amazonian woman gives me. GAAAWWWD!
Thanks for the tip, ROM. And yeah, that’s hot, but aren’t the high heels overkill?
What is with the Skinemax music???
WTF…. that is not a woman. Doesn’t even have hips and there is an obvious adam’s apple. Look at those man hands and man knees!
When you get that tall, there’s a definite chance that you’ll have acromegaly, which would explain what unreproducible person described as “not a woman”.
Better than scrawny models like the one W Magazine Photoshopped Demi Moore’s head onto…
buttah-face fo sho