PANIC, YOU GUYS! Y2K10 is coming, and our computers are gonna shut down, and our kitchen sinks won’t turn on, and our traffic lights will blink like it’s some kind of goddamn disco, and Jesus will swoop down from heaven to take away the just, while the rest of us are left behind with sinks that don’t work and NO INTERNET!!
Wait… this is just an old religious commercial for Y2K made in 1999? Well… I’M SORRY, but this guy’s voice is just so beautiful and convincing!!
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
I wonder how many of those books they sold. What a douchebag. Both of them.
Black people! Running in the streets!!!
That guy’s voice is fucking awesome!
I keep waiting for him to sing Chocolate Rain.