MASSACHUSETTS VOTES!!! And the race is “unexpectedly close.”
NO MORE MR.NICE PRESIDENT!!! Obama plans a “combative turn” if the Dems lose today.
HAITIANS FLEE PORT-AU-PRINCE!!! Escaped prisoners running the slums already, reports the Associated Press.
FBI ILLEGALLY COLLECTED PHONE RECORDS!!! Reports the Washington Post.
DENNIS HOPPER DIVORCES FROM DEATHBED!!! Now, that is a man with his priorities in order.
YALE, THE MUSICAL!!! Otherwise known as “somebody gave us the budget.” Be warned, once you hit play, you’ll not be able to stop, and it’s 16 minutes long:
KRAFT BUYS CADBURY!!! Prompting the totally ineffective British Prime Minister to say he wants to save jobs at Cadbury’s plant in the West Midlands. This probably means there’ll be massive job cuts. But it’s about time we British got a taste of what it feels like to be colonized, I suppose.
GERVAIS: “NEVER PISS OFF A BEATLE!!!” Makes Macca divorce joke at the Golden Globes.
BLAZERS LOST TO THE WIZARDS!!! But hey, at least Brandon Roy’s legs are intact. Thanks, Oregonian. You guys are awesome.
Good day.