Wow. Just when you thought PETA’s ad campaigns couldn’t get more offensive to women, they unveil a new website that you have to be 18 years old just to enter.
Their State of the Union Undress splices footage of the actual state of the union crowd with video of a skinny, buxom lady taking off her clothes while making sexual innuendos and vague references to veganism.
The Twitters are on fire about the new ad and I have to agree. Women using their bodies for political protest? I’m down. Using nudity to attract attention to a political issue? Hilarious and effective when done correctly. Desperately using good causes as a justification for your objectifying and alienating campaign? It makes me want to eat a cheeseburger made of spite.
Post your improved PETA acronyms in the comments—best porny new name wins a $5 gift certificate to Sweetpea vegan bakery.
Update! (5:53 pm) Oh man! You guys thought of way better acronyms than I did. Honorable mentions go to El Gordo’s Purposefully Exploiting Thoughtless Activists and Wuggienorpie’s Preposterous Erotica Terrorizing America and Truthypup’s People for Exploiting Tits and Ass but I’m gonna go with the answer that made me laugh out loud while mooching City Hall’s free wifi: C’s People Enjoy Topless Apes. It brings it all around to the pro-vegan “people are animals” message. Stop by our office at 605 NE Sandy 21st to pick up your prize, C.
Perposterous Entreaties for Titilating Advertisements
Pussy Endangers Tiresome Arguments
Perverts Enjoying Tasteless Entrees.
PS Smirk – now’s your chance to correct Graham’s spelling. Enjoy.
Preposterous Erotica Terrorizing America.
I’m a long time vegetarian, and sometimes I want to eat a steak while kicking puppies just to piss off PETA.
Purposefully Exploiting Thoughtless Activists
Promoting Eye-candy Through Activism
People for Exploiting Tits and Ass
You’re right. That IS completely offensive. I’m going to watch it one more time just to make sure.
Poon Eaters Treat Animals (With Respect and Kindness and Affection and Never Ever Eating Them or Even Wearing a Tasteful Belt or Pair of Boots Made From Their Hide.)
Is this a legit video? It seems like the people at PETA are clever and while this is entertaining, I can’t imagine they are this stupid, especially after they removed the “save the whales” campaign billboard when people complained.
People Enjoy Topless Apes
Pornography Equals Temporary Attention.
I like the first part but the second part is hard to masturbate to.
Pussy Eaters Take Amasturbation to dis video.
People for the Erotic Treatment of Advertising
The white-girl video has less innuendo, AND she stays naked longer.
Practically Everyone Thinks, “Assholes!”
Oh, wait. That wasn’t quite sex-related.
Penis Excited. Thank Animals.
I like ElGordo’s best, anyway.
I was actually very impressed that they managed to get me to watch a 5-minute PETA ad for the first time ever. But then the hurting animals came on and I felt robbed.
also, apparently they’ve been doing this since 2007.
Pornographers Enjoy Teen Anemics
605 NE *21st*. Not Sandy.
Couldn’t resist Google Streetview-ing the address to see where the magic comes from.
Pathetic Extroverts’ Tiresome Antics
I think PETA has now officially jumped the shark. And I mean that in a totally gross sexual kind of way.