As you undoubtedly recall, Conan O’Brien has been spending his last week as The Tonight Show host by viciously lampooning NBC and spending all their money. (In this regard, he’s just like my ex-wife.) Anyway, night before last he created a new and useless—but very expensive—character called “Bugatti Veyron Mouse.” Last night’s skit was even MORE expensive because it involved… oh, just watch it for yourself.

What will he do tonight on his FINAL TONIGHT SHOW EVER? Watch and see. (NBC, get out your checkbook.)

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)