From the amazing website Hot Chicks with Stormtroopers:

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When I first saw this photo, I yelled, “See? There IS a god! And he/she/it is a god who looks down favorably on at least one nerd who scored a chick that was not only hot, but didn’t seem to mind at all that her boyfriend is strutting around in public wearing a Stormtrooper outfit.”

Then I had second thoughts.

How can there be a god that would ALLOW such a hot chick to fall for a nerdy Stormtrooper—especially when it’s next to impossible for ME to tap some tail even half that good looking?!? This calls for a poll.

BASED SOLELY ON THE PHOTO ABOVE, IS THERE A GOD?

As always, your theological theories are welcome below.

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

15 replies on “Does this Photo Prove or Disprove the Existence of God?”

  1. Let’s not kid ourselves. The site truly should be called “Stormtroopers with disposable Imperial Credit.”

    Benefit to the outfit: hides well the instant boner.

  2. Aww. so cute. She’s this Lisa Loeb thing going on. That’s one very lucky stormtrooper. Also, she’s got a long scarf, so she’s representin’ for the Dr. Who (Tom Baker era) fans as well.

    Everybody finds somebody, somehow.

  3. I think she’d leave him for me once she sees my spacetrooper outfit…. that I once read about in the Thrawn Trilogy, and imagined wearing and blowing stuff up in while in outerspace.

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