Proving Ke$ha wasn't the first genius to consider brushing her teeth with a bottle of Jack. Credit: via Socio Images

This vintage ad was somehow NOT referenced in our whiskey issue. FAIL!

Proving Ke$ha wasnt the first genius to consider brushing her teeth with a bottle of Jack.

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  • Proving Ke$ha wasn’t the first genius to consider brushing her teeth with a bottle of Jack.

Sarah Shay Mirk reported on transportation, sex and gender issues, and politics at the Mercury from 2008-2013. They have gone on to make many things, including countless comics and several books.