Well of course Chatroulette has their own office. And of course that office contains people furiously masturbating, the occasional flashing of tits, as well as a guy in a cat suit. So, yeah. Kind of like the Mercury office. Audio NSFW!
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey

That can’t be true. Matt promised me that he got rid of his furry suit weeks ago.