The Arizona legislature continues its important work.
The Arizona state Senate on Thursday passed a bill making it illegal for a person to “intentionally or knowingly creating a human-animal hybrid.”
The bill, which passed 16 to 12, would prohibit anyone in the state from “creating or attempting to create an in vitro human embryo by any means other than fertilization of a human egg by a human sperm.”
Ummm, ok. Is this an actual problem? Are people working on human-animal hybrids? Really?
Note that the bill only makes it a felony to knowingly create such a hybrid, so buying one or making one accidentally in your garage when you trip and fall into the dog while cleaning and organizing your immigrant-bashing sticks is only a misdemeanor.
These guys are really on a roll. I can’t wait to hear what they come up with next.
Well, I guess I know where the elephantmen *aren’t* going to come from.
Wow. I would post “Can we just abort Arizona” again, but…oh I just did.
@Jackattak: You should really have some shirts made up with “”Can we just abort Arizona‽” on it.
Shit. I was really looking forward to my Arizona made minotaur.
I hear Dr. Moreau’s split-level ranch just outside of Flagstaff is up for sale.
Then why do I keep fucking all these dogs?!
I wonder if some lawmaker in Arizona watched The Human Centipede.
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/44817
I can’t believe the mercury missed a chance to throw a centaur on their post about the human-animal hybrid law
So wait, There are only 28 senators in Arizona. That seems low to me. Does that seem low to anybody else? You only need to convince 15 people of something to pass a law in that state. Nice.
that means 42% of Arizona’s ministers want to allow human/animals…
I wonder what the debate was like, when they passed the bill?