Behold, an impossibly catchy rap about kittens whose mews are manipulated by auto-tune! It’s like T-Pain—except if he was cute, and chasing balls of yarn! God, you are such a disappointment to me now, T-Pain.
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey