Some sort of mad beard scientist staying at the Jupiter Hotel developed this chart that compiles Portland facial hair (the Y axis) on an hourly basis (the X axis). This updated version—the previous one was an incomplete sample size from Monday—was drawn on the hotel’s chalkboard painted doors. What about the ironic beard or mustache? Does that count for more? Science is also failing to factor in irony. Stupid science.
Tip of the hat to Bryan and Anna at the Doug Fir.
Yeah, s/he should have passed out a survey, rather than just observed. “Is your beard ironic or sincere, or you don’t know (s’ok we don’t know either)?”
We found the evil wizard behind the graphical curtain! http://www.sncmusic.com/blog/the-great-por…
heh heh heh
i love that they gave me a half point for my moustache!
–Rex Wax:Handmade Moustache Wax from Portland, OR–
Hey, that’s my drawing! Cool! The Jupiter Hotel (especially Room 103) is a great place to stay.
My full blog analysis can be read here: http://www.sncmusic.com/blog/the-great-por…
Sincerely,
Ryan Ahlwardt
Hopefully the unemployment rate will start dropping soon.