Look out, fat cats: the Senate passed a wide-reaching bill to oversee Wall Street.
A Chinese professor got arrested for swinging, something that is apparently a pretty big thing over there.
Oh Jesus. Everything is going so, so wrong in the Gulf. Not even the cleanup is right, at all.
Heil? For some reason, people find an Italian clothing line‘s use of Hitler in advertising offensive. Figure that one out.
The Mexican president spoke in front of Congress about Arizona’s immigration law, and called it racial profiling.
Lindsey Lohan avoided arrest by being rich. Good for her.
Malawi sentenced a gay couple to 14 years in jail. The country receives 40 percent of its government budget from the US and Europe. Oops.
Texting can improve your health. I knew it.
Feed on the animals: a Chinese zoo serves up hippo, kangaroo and deer penis to its visitors.
In Oregon: a ballot measure would create a system of medical marijuana dispensaries.
It’s going to rain. All weekend. Sad face.
GOOD MORNING, ANGELA, I SEE YOU’RE GETTING YOUR PHOTOS FROM TUMBLR NOW.
QUESTION: WHY CAN’T WE OUTSMART LINDSAY LOHAN?
GOOD MORNING, ANGELA! GOOD MORNING, AJ!
ANGELA, I’M SORRY WE DIDN’T GET TO MEET AT MATT’S PARTY LAST NIGHT. WERE YOU AVOIDING ME?
AJ, I SAW SOME PHOTOS OF YOU THAT JAMETH TOOK. LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE GOT SHARPIED. FUN TIMES INDEED.
Get the rain out of your system, Oregon. My wedding next Saturday is going to be outside, even if I have to kill you.
GOOD MORNING GRAHAM I ENJOY SHARPIES
ANGELAAAAAH1
YOU MISSED THE NEWS WHERE KEVIN COSTNER IS ABOUT THE SAVE THE WORLD IN REAL LIFE: http://inhabitat.com/2010/05/20/kevin-cost…
GOOD MORNING, FELLAS.
REMEMBER LAST NIGHT WHEN MATT DAVIS THOUGHT I WAS MAYBE A “NOT REGULAR LOOKING” STRIPPER? THAT WAS AWESOME.
@ MARQ: Your wedding will be awesome inside or outside. Relax!
@JONESER: HE WAS OUT OF SORTS BECAUSE HE WAS REALLY CONVINCED THAT WE WERE GOING TO KILL HIM WITH WHATEVER WAS IN THAT BOX. SOMETIMES PEOPLE FIND IT WEIRD WHEN BLOG COMMENTERS SHOW UP IN REAL LIFE, APPARENTLY.
@CC: IT WOULD HAVE BEEN FUNNY IF THE BOX HAD BEEN FULL OF SPRING-LOADED WEASELS THAT WOULD SHOOT OUT AT HIS FACE. MAYBE NEXT TIME.
GOOD AFTERNOON GUYS I AM DYING FROM BOOZE.