As I mentioned about a week ago, Huggies is putting out a limited edition of “jean diapers”—so your baby doesn’t have to look like a fucking dork anymore. (What’s next? Tight white jean diapers?) Anyway, here’s the commercial for the Huggies Jean Diapers and… sigh. I’ll admit it. It’s hilariously adorable.

SUCCUMB!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ydWMY8cYPUU%26hl%3Den_US%26fs%3D1%26

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)