So I’ve been tied up in a meeting for the last hour and a half—but what the editorial staff doesn’t know is that I’ve positioned secret video cameras all around our area… just to make sure those heroin addicts aren’t fucking off. However, since most of the editorial staff has already started their Memorial Day vacations, interns are currently running the show around here. But I can trust them, right?

WRONG!!!

The following video shows what they’ve all being doing on company time. DAMN YOU KIDS, AND YOUR CRAZY ROCK ‘N’ ROLL MUSIC!!

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZF9AJifRQCU%26hl%3Den_US%26fs%3D1%26

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

One reply on “While the Cat’s Away, the Interns Play!”

  1. OK, I will officially apply for a job now. Here’s a sample of my writing:

    (Mercy, you hooligan hipsters are ruining Wax Tailor’s career.)

    And I love the music and the barely there, I just don’t care dance moves, but are the uniforms really necessary? Oh well, I suppose I could conform a little for a sweet job at the PM.

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