Finally, a mash-up of The Neverending Story and To Catch a Predator. Because—and I’m sorry—but Falkor is just straight up creepy! (Note to commenters: The following clip should not be compared in any way to my continuing interest in Justin Bieber.)

Hat tips to Videogum!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=YfdIlD4VF-Q%26hl%3Den_US%26fs%3D1%26

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)