Eschaton: “Farewell Big Butter Jesus, and let us consider that the gigantic dirty bookstore directly across it on I-75 was not smote in the least.”
Let’s pretend for a second that lightning struck a gigantic porn shop that faced a six-story-tall statue of Jesus. What would the American Taliban have to say about that?
The Solid Rock Church has vowed to rebuild:
“It will be back, but this time we are going to try for something fireproof.”
The statue that burned was made of styrofoam and fiberglass and resin. Maybe the new one should be made of porn mags, DVDs, and dildos—you know, stuff that’s wrath-of-God proof.
