Hey Spain! Congratulations on beating Germany in the World Cup. It is my opinion that the Germans should be beaten in everything they endeavor for at least 30 more years to make up for the Holocaust. HOWEVER! It is one thing to beat them, and quite another to MERCILESSLY GLOAT and form a raucous conga line behind Germany’s Bastian Schweinsteiger—who just want to finish his post-game interview, for the love of Christ. (On the other hand, he did kill all those Jews.)
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I, too, am always pleased when Germany loses. As my granny once said, scratch just beneath the skin of any German and you’ll find a nazi.
They should’ve started doing the Horah.
First line says “Congratulations on BEING Germany in the World Cup.”
@Reymont: Spelling Nazi.
Seriously though Spain won a close 1-0match and the way their celebrating you’d think they’d crushed Germany 3-0.
Verfickte schweine! Deutschland soll alles zerstoeren! Zerstoren!!!
@Evil Steve – That’s it, you’re on my list.