Meanwhile back in Gotham City… Two Face has taken a doggie day care hostage, and is planning on killing one pug per hour unless he receives two billion in cash, and the entire population of the Arkham Asylum is freed. WHO SHOULD THE PUGS CALL FOR HELP??
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
backstory (true): the owners were really excited to see inception and the watched memento and the last 2 batman movies. not joking.
I’d have thought the pug would be a fan of the Adam Westie version.
I’ll see myself out.