I have a really hard time believing these are new products, and not something that fell off the back of a truck in Taiwan during the mid-’80s, but Topless Robot says it’s so:
I can only assume that “Slave Leia Perfume by Genki Wear” smells like sweaty leather bikini bottoms and Jabba the Hut’s lecherous drool. Genki wear, indeed. For the men:
I don’t know what this would smell like because I have no memory of anything that happened to this character, but apparently the cape shrouding the bottle is paralyzingly attractive to certain types. Says Topless Robot: “It’s cologne that COMES IN A FUCKING CAPE. HOLY SHIT.” And Erik Henriksen’s IM to me less than five minutes ago: “BUT IT COMES IN A LITTLE CAPE.” That’s all it takes, huh? Even at $39/bottle, this is sure to be a big hit with fans, even despite the fact that it’s a total copycat of the Star Trek fragrance line. Wait, did you know that there was a Star Trek fragrance line? Because if you did you’re a fucking nerd who just fell into my nerd trap, nerd. Perhaps you might be qualified to explain to me why someone would want to smell like a “Red Shirt”? Because they want to get shot or what? Oh wait… that… that was a nerd trap I just fell into, wasn’t it? Fuck.
You don’t remember Lando “Colt .45” Calrissian? What the hell, man.
I remember Lando, I just can’t remember anything he did or that happened to him in the plot. He wasn’t the one that got trapped in the cement stuff that Bobafet (sp?) rescued but it wasn’t Bobafet (sp?) it was Leia or someone? Or no… she was asleep in the leather bikini when that happened, or, no, that was her, right? Because it was all “Surprise! Woman-hero!”
I dunno, I remember he has a nice smile, and that’s it.
I think it’s pretty solid cannon that Lando is a Jovan Musk man, but whatever, live in your little fantasy land.
She’s fucking with us, laying another clever nerd trap. “Bobafet?” Really? “The cement stuff?”
Lando was the one who fought terrorists in the sewers of Cloud City with Sylvester Stallone.
Think I can get a bucket-sized bottle of Watto Musk?
I want an imperial forces stormtrooper perfume scent. I´ll even pre-order one. And when am out with the ladies, an X-Fighter pilot one to cover my manly wookie smell.