Seriously, we’ve been making movies and obsessing about robots taking over civilization since… like… FOREVER. Yet at this rate, robots won’t be able to scratch their own asses for another billion years. For proof, check out this video of a robot developed by some super nerds at the UC Berkley who was given only one fucking task: match two socks, and turn one of the socks outside in. How long does it take you to do this? Maybe 25 seconds if you’re baked out of your gourd? Well, it takes this robo-tard a whopping 45 seconds… and that’s with the video being sped up 15 times! Check out this underwhelming shit!
BOOOOOOOOO ROBOTS!!!!! BOOOOOOO SCIENCE!!! BOOOOOOO FUCKING EVERYTHING!!! (Going back to my vacation now.)
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Well, I’ll be. I never thought of using a sock to shine up my dowel. Darn.
Shit you would soldier too if you were being exploited by the robot masters.
Are you sure you didn’t accidentally post the video of the hand-job robot?