Recently the Internets went Kah-Razy after learning the New York municipal water supply was home to these little darlings:

That’s an “invisible” crustacean called a copepod. It’s similar to a shrimp. Most chagrined by the news? New York’s kosher community for whom shellfish is forbidden.
But guess which city has over a million thumbs and has also been imbibing beasties from its municipal water system? This one!
“We might refer to them as ‘organisms’ instead of ‘beasties'” says Sarah Bott, Community Outreach Representative for the Portland Water Bureau. Whatever you call them, Bott points out, “water is a living thing and it’s flowing through pipes and forests.” So it’s almost inevitable itsy-bitsy organisms will find their way into the city’s unfiltered municipal water supply.
But these microscopic organisms should not be confused with pathogens like e. coli, which caused a stir late last year when it was detected in a NW Portland reservoir.
“We’re looking for that all the time,” says Bott. “We do rigorous drinking water testing.”
Also, Bott concludes, despite a little extra life in the H2O “I can tell you that it’s safe to drink and you’re not in any danger – just like our friends in NYC.”
The Mercury has an e-mail out to the Water Bureau to get specifics on the critters we’re happily drinking each day. We’ll keep you updated with the information.
UPDATE! 3:17 PM
This just in from Ann Richter of the Water Bureau’s Water Quality group [emphasis mine]:
I checked our database, and as I thought, we only sample for zooplankton (copepods are part of this group) in Bull Run raw water. Values range from zero to over 100,000 zooplankton per cubic meter of water, but we are most often below 5,000/cubic meter, depending on the season. Zooplankton are an extremely important part of the food chain: they eat algae, thus keeping algae levels under control. Larger organisms, such as fish, feed on zooplankton. If you pull a grab sample from one of the Bull Run reservoirs, you might see a few copepods swimming about if you look carefully (they are usually red)…
…They occur in all natural surface waters and are an important part of a healthy aquatic ecosystem. There’s no regulations or health effects. I don’t see them as an “ick factor” at all. I’d be more worried if we didn’t have them in Bull Run.
Thanks, PWB! I will drink easier tonight.

Not Kosher, eh? Build an Eruv around the kitchen sink. Problem solved.
Are people really shocked to find out that water is filled with tiny organisms? They need to watch more Discovery channel.
If this surprises you, you should do a study of what’s living on your food, or most surfaces of your kitchen, or that sponge or brush you keep in your kitchen sink. Or what’s already living in your colon for that matter.
Not in any danger? IF YOU DON’T CONSIDER AN ENRAGED HASHEM TO BE DANGEROUS.
I think they have to drink water through a hole in a sheet now.
http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.…
It’s a conspiracy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c6HsiixFS8
So does this mean that we’ve been dealing with all of Portland’s smug vegans for all these years and now it turns out that THEY’RE NOT ACTUALLY VEGAN!?! I’m not sure who should be more upset by this: us, or the vegans.
Yeah…let’s take a gander at what’s on our toothbrushes, shall we?
Hey, hey, hey! Let’s not lower our friendly zooplankton to the level of a common toothbrush microbe! They deserve more respect than that.
They are at least worthy of comparison to eyebrow mites (which migrate to your cheeks to mate! True story!)
@Blabby – Have you watched Discovery lately? All they talk about nowadays is Ishmael, pages 207-211…
More proof that veganism and religious dietary restrictions (if they can be considered different) are a steaming load of bullshit.
Is there any act more astoundingly hypocritical than accidentally ingesting a microscopic organism?
Fucking vegans.
I’m vegan and I drink water all the time. I do not believe this makes me a hypocrite.
@Suburban Porn King, how does this make veganism a “steaming load of bullshit”? Take your logic in the other direction… if you say you eat meat, but you’re don’t eat humans, then you’re hypocrite. See where stupid equivalences get us?
This rocks, I normally can’t afford shrimp.
No, Fruit Cup, it just makes you a non-vegan.
I remember in grad school there was a guy studying copopods as a biological control method for combating mesquito larvae in ponds.