Shall we inflict our eyes once again? Yes, we shall:

Take a moment to finish barfing quietly into your lap.
Done? Okay. So, according to the Huffington Post, Argentinian flank steak designer Franc Fernandez has announced that “The dress will go through a process where it becomes a sort of ‘jerky’ and will be archived. Thank you.” No, thank you, sir.

Who are you kidding this shit is art.
I somehow managed to not see a picture of this until now. That’s grossticles. Looks super awkward.
The dress doesn’t bother me at all. Her justification for it, however, most certainly does:
“Well, it is certainly no disrespect to anyone that is vegan or vegetarian. As you know, I am the most judgment-free human being on the earth. However, it has many interpretations, but for me this evening … If we don’t stand up for what we believe in and if we don’t fight for our rights, pretty soon we’re going to have as much rights as the meat on our own bones. And I am not a piece of meat.”
What the hell sense does that make?
She needs to get off the coca.